Today I Am Ten, or, the Miracle of ScalziYears
Apr. 4th, 2026 04:25 pm
And you say to yourself, what? Scalzi, you are not ten years old today! You are just barely a month away from being 57! The only juvenile you are is juvenile elderly! Stop being a faker, you faker!

To which I respond: Yes, I am fifty-six and eleven(ish) months old… on Earth. But as you know, I have a minor planet named after me, and its orbital period is just a shade under 5.7 earth years long. If you were to position 52692 Johnscalzi (1998 FO8) on the day of my birth, today is the day it would have made its tenth complete orbit since then. Thus, ten ScalziYears. Today, I am ten ScalziYears old.
How will I celebrate such a momentous occasion? As it happens I have a gathering of friends at the church today. It’s for something else entirely but I might bring a cake anyway. And otherwise, I’m taking it easy. It’s nice that this time around it slots in just between Good Friday and Easter. Easter Saturday always feels a little left out of the holiday swing of things, I’m glad this year to give something to do.
My next ScalziYear birthday will be December 12, 2031, so you have lots of time to prepare. Get ready!
— JS
PS: that coin with my asteroids orbit on it was given to me by a fan at the San Antonio Pop Madness convention (whose name escapse me at the moment but they can certainly announce themselves in the comments), and it was super-cool to get it. The other side of the coin is just as awesome:

I have the best fans, honestly.
Books Received, March 28 — April 3
Apr. 4th, 2026 09:25 am
Seven books new to me. Five fantasy, two science fiction, of which at least three are series.
Books Received, March 28 — April 3
Which of these look interesting?
The Photonic Effect by Mike Chen (April 2026)
11 (33.3%)
Nobody’s Quest by Alyssa Day (June 2026)
9 (27.3%)
This Wild Wanting by Sophie Gonzales (November 2026)
3 (9.1%)
The Killing of a Chestnut Tree by Oliver K. Langmead (November 2026)
9 (27.3%)
Mark of the Warrior by Fonda Lee & Shannon Lee (October 2026)
11 (33.3%)
The Frozen King by Pari Thomson (Ocober 2026)
1 (3.0%)
Wolfpack by Rem Wigmore (April 2026)
9 (27.3%)
Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)
Cats!
25 (75.8%)
Star Wars: trade your heart for bones to know by blackkat
Apr. 3rd, 2026 11:33 pmPairings/Characters: Jaster Mereel/Jon Antilles
Rating: mature
Length: 126k
Creator Links:
Theme: arranged marriage, novel-length, epic works, worldbuilding, psychic powers, never met in canon, marriage of convenience, cultural differences, AU, fork in the road.
Summary: A week after an attack that nearly killed him and his son, Jaster Mereel finds Mostross dead on a battlefield. His killer is a Jedi, grievously wounded, who Jaster takes into his care. By Mandalorian tradition, Jon Antilles owes him a life-debt, and Jaster is cunning enough not to let such a thing slip away.
It's meant to be an entirely political arrangement. It doesn't stay that way for long.
Reccer's Notes: Blackkat is a very prolific author who does an excellent job of taking medium-obscure Star Wars characters and doing really interesting things with them. Jaster Mereel is Jango Fett's adoptive father, and the Mandalore. (In canon, he was killed by Montross.) Jon Antilles is a Jedi who was abused by his Master growing up, but also learned some really obscure and difficult Force tricks from her, and spends his life wandering the galaxy alone as the Force wills. You don't have to know much more than that, as blackkat weaves a really interesting story about them, fleshing them both out deeply from what canon gives us.
Fanwork Links: trade your heart for bones to know
Not so random peeve of the day
Apr. 3rd, 2026 09:31 pmDaily Check In.
Apr. 3rd, 2026 06:35 pmOpen to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 23
How are you doing?
I am okay
13 (56.5%)
I am not okay, but don't need help right now
10 (43.5%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans are you living with?
I am living single
10 (43.5%)
one other person
8 (34.8%)
More than one other person
5 (21.7%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
A Kitten’s First Good Friday
Apr. 3rd, 2026 08:36 pm
Saja is contemplative about it, as he should be.
A reflective Good Friday, Easter, and/or Passover to you, if you celebrate any of these, and have a lovely weekend no matter who you are.
— JS
Puritanism and the Wilderness
Apr. 3rd, 2026 04:43 pmWhat the Puritans thought about wilderness as they came to New England. . .
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Aurora Reminder
Apr. 3rd, 2026 11:37 amI am but one of the eligible candidates. Each of us is as Canadian as possible under the circumstances. M
ore information here.
Fancake Theme for April: Arranged Marriage
Apr. 3rd, 2026 08:31 am
This theme runs for the entire month. If you have any questions, just ask!
Seasons of Glass and Iron: Stories by Amal El-Mohtar
Apr. 3rd, 2026 09:23 am
A collection of (Michael Hanson voice) speculative fiction stories from Amal El-Mohtar.
Seasons of Glass and Iron: Stories by Amal El-Mohtar
Daily Check-In
Apr. 2nd, 2026 09:02 pmOpen to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 26
How are you doing?
I am OK
14 (53.8%)
I am not OK, but don't need help right now
12 (46.2%)
I could use some help
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans live with you?
I am living single
8 (30.8%)
One other person
12 (46.2%)
More than one other person
6 (23.1%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
A Hundred Miles Through the Desert - Chapter Sixty Eight
Apr. 2nd, 2026 08:15 pmRating: T
Characters: Sons of Feanor, Elrond, Feanor, Daeron, various others
Warnings: n/a
Summary: After years in Lórien, Maglor and Maedhros are ready to return to their family and to make something new with their lives--but to move forward, all of Fëanor's sons must decide how, or if, they can ever reconcile with their father.
Note: This fic is a direct sequel to High in the Clean Blue Air.
Prologue / Previous Chapter / Next Chapter
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Community Recs Post!
Apr. 2nd, 2026 11:30 amThis works great if you only have one rec and don't want to make a whole post for it, or if you don't have a DW account, or if you're shy. ;)
(But don't forget: you can deffo make posts of your own seven days a week. ;D!)
So what cool fics/fanvids/other kinds of fanworks/fancrafts/fanart/podfics have we discovered this week? Drop it in the comments below. Anon comment is enabled.
BTW, AI fanworks are not eligible for reccing at recthething. If you aware that a fanwork is AI-generated, please do not rec it here.
NB: Next week's post will go up on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8TH instead of Thursday.
One Piece Live Action: As Close to Perfect As It Gets
Apr. 2nd, 2026 10:16 amI have of course been a fan of the anime "One Piece" for a long time, following the often bonkers adventures of Monkey D. Luffy, the boy with rubber stretching powers who wants to be the Pirate King, and his crew of other oddballs: Roronoa Zoro, inventor of the Santoryu (three-sword-style) fighting technique, in which he uses one sword in each hand and one in his mouth, who wants to become the world's greatest swordsman; Nami, navigator and sometime thief whose ambition is to map the entire world; Usopp, tinkerer and absolutely inhumanly good sniper who wants to overcome his inherent cowardice and braggadocio to become a true warrior of the sea; Brook, a literally living skeleton who loves music as much as the sea, and has to complete a journey to reunite with an old, old friend; Sanji, fabulous cook with equally fabulous combat footwork and the goal of reaching the legendary "All-Blue", a sea where every type of creature found in any of the multiple seas can be found; Robin, archaeologist and fugitive from the World Government for her forbidden knowledge, seeking the answer to what happened during the missing "Void Century"; Chopper, a reindeer who ate the "Human-Human" fruit that made him a freak in both human and reindeer worlds, who wants nothing more than to be a doctor who can cure any illness; and Franky, engineer and shipwright who follows in the footsteps of his mentor and wants the new Pirate King to be sailing a ship made by his hands. (more recently they added Jimbei, a former Warlord of the Sea who believes Luffy has the potential to change the world)
One Piece has been running pretty much continuously since 1999 (the manga started in 1997), having taken its first real break of several months just this year -- leading to the joke that now One Piece will have a second season, the first season having spanned 26 years and well over a thousand episodes (and additional movies and specials).
Given all that, when I heard that Netflix was going to attempt a One Piece live action adaptation I was, well, *dubious* would be an understatement. As a general rule, live action adaptations of anime have ranged from okay (some of the Japanese live action adaptations of their own work) to abysmal (Dragonball Evolution, for instance), but Netflix? An adaptation of something so quirky and bizarre as One Piece? Something so HUGE as One Piece? If they were going to cover even a small FRACTION of the anime they'd have to compress the events and action. They'd need to find a way to make all the ridiculous elements of the show WORK on a live action stage. It would be insanely expensive to do right, and I was pretty sure it would suffer the same fate as Dragonball Evolution: the producers would shy away from the truly bonkers elements of the One Piece world and try to make it more "normal", and kill it.
And if they DID somehow pull off a miracle, they'd never be able to MAINTAIN it.
I was, fortunately, dead wrong.
One Piece Live Action is 99.99% perfect. The casting is fabulous, the acting excellent, and most importantly the world of One Piece is being brought to life in absolutely insanely loving detail, right down to the communications through "DenDen Mushi" snails -- snails that somehow are usable as radio-telephones in an otherwise mostly 1700s-1800s world. Oda, the creator of One Piece, has been directly involved in the production and casting, and it shows brilliantly.
Iñaki Godoy as Luffy hits every note flawlessly. The infectious smile, the innocent cluelessness that sometimes hides a sharp understanding, the stubborn mulish will, and his absolute loyalty shines through every scene. Whether he's dead serious protecting his friends or utterly clowning around at a party, Godoy's Luffy is exactly who he's supposed to be at every moment, and CONVINCING as such. You can believe that people end up following this sometimes-childish yet always reliable young man, and that he just may become King of the Pirates.
Emily Rudd as Nami brings the sensibility and sometimes frustrated sharpness of the most PRACTICAL member of the Straw Hat crew into beautiful focus. More, she's able to bring the depth of emotions that Luffy often tries to skate over (not because he doesn't feel them, but because his spirit, like his body, is resilient and bounces back quickly). In particular, she absolutely SELLS one of the most moving and crucial scenes in all of early One Piece when Nami breaks down after the vicious and cruel Arlong shows that all her sacrifices to protect her home are useless, and then finally swallows her pride and fear enough to tearfully, uncertainly say to Luffy, "...help me.".
Mackenyu's Roronoa Zoro is the perfect counterbalance, the quiet, serious, sometimes grim shadow to Luffy's erratic and brilliant light. He's not incapable of lighter moments, but his "serious swordsman" persona is vital to keeping the chaotic Luffy and some of the other crewmembers focused and on point when necessary. And he is, beyond doubt, serious about his art. The live-action show perfectly showcases this in another of the classic scenes, in which Zoro has his first duel with Dracule Mihawk, the acknowledged greatest living swordsman, and after he has been roundly defeated, accepts Mihawk's retributive strike head-on, for "wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame".
Taz Skylar brings the cultured gourmet Sanji to life, with his cooking skills vital to the crew and his brilliant kick-focused combat equally vital when they get into a pinch. It appears that Oda and Netflix agreed that one aspect of Sanji needed to be kept as it originally was and not allowed to "flanderize": that is, Sanji is not the occasional lech/out of control skirt chaser that he sometimes is in the anime. Instead, he is a gentleman, obviously highly appreciative of female company, but always respectful and in control of himself. This is, in my view, a vast improvement over the anime.
Similarly, Jacob Gibson gives us a just slightly less comedic Usopp, which works beautifully in the live action context. I'm glad they didn't decide to mark him with a ludicrously long nose, as he has in the anime; that would've been a bit too much. Usopp wants to be a hero, but has less confidence than he needs and is, honestly, outclassed by the heavy hitters he's surrounded by. But he is far from useless, and the live action series gives him a chance to shine without changing his essential nature.
Honestly, I could go through the entire cast, from Nico Robin to Smoker to Arlong and Dory and Brogy and all the rest and keep repeating how wonderfully they bring these characters -- often ridiculous characters -- to life on the screen. It's casting fully equal to that in the early MCU, where even the people you thought might not pull it off turned out to be perfect for their roles.
There have been some people who complain about the individual casting choices; for myself, I think they're ... well, not to put too fine a point on it, idiots. I don't think I've EVER seen a better-cast show in my life.
And Netflix and their crews have to be given absolutely MAD props for keeping every ridiculous element of the world right there on screen, from Luffy's stretchy arms to Zoro's stupid three-sword combat to "Baroque Works" agents with the men having numbers and the women being named for days of the week and each one having an increasingly dorky way of symbolizing it -- down to Mr. 3 literally having his hair standing up in a giant "3" on his head and making Rube Goldberg wax sculptures for executing people, to having the "Unluckies" -- the execution squad of Baroque Works -- be a team of a sentient otter and vulture equipped with machine guns.
And they somehow make it WORK. Some of these things simply SHOULD NOT work on screen, but even as you're thinking "okay, that's just so stupid" you're still following the action and enjoying the actual show. Which is, of course, the POINT of One Piece.
Most importantly, they haven't removed the underlying anti-authoritarian, pro-humanity elements of the show, the ones that have always made One Piece a little bit more than just a shonen fighting series. It's still a show about caring for people over organizations, of protecting the weak rather than showing off strength, and so on.
They've somehow managed to trim and compress about 90 episodes of anime into less than 20 episodes of live action, and done it brilliantly.
Oh, the .01%? I wish they'd make use of a few more of the key pieces of music from the original show. They DO occasionally use part of "We Are", the original theme song, but I'd really like to hear a full-orchestral backed "Overtaken" or "The Very Very Very Strongest", too.
Looking forward to the third season.
Platform Decay (Murderbot, volume 8) by Martha Wells
Apr. 2nd, 2026 08:57 am
Once again, the need to rescue friends distracts Murderbot from its shows.
Platform Decay (Murderbot, volume 8) by Martha Wells
