Today I Am Ten, or, the Miracle of ScalziYears
Apr. 4th, 2026 04:25 pm
And you say to yourself, what? Scalzi, you are not ten years old today! You are just barely a month away from being 57! The only juvenile you are is juvenile elderly! Stop being a faker, you faker!

To which I respond: Yes, I am fifty-six and eleven(ish) months old… on Earth. But as you know, I have a minor planet named after me, and its orbital period is just a shade under 5.7 earth years long. If you were to position 52692 Johnscalzi (1998 FO8) on the day of my birth, today is the day it would have made its tenth complete orbit since then. Thus, ten ScalziYears. Today, I am ten ScalziYears old.
How will I celebrate such a momentous occasion? As it happens I have a gathering of friends at the church today. It’s for something else entirely but I might bring a cake anyway. And otherwise, I’m taking it easy. It’s nice that this time around it slots in just between Good Friday and Easter. Easter Saturday always feels a little left out of the holiday swing of things, I’m glad this year to give something to do.
My next ScalziYear birthday will be December 12, 2031, so you have lots of time to prepare. Get ready!
— JS
PS: that coin with my asteroids orbit on it was given to me by a fan at the San Antonio Pop Madness convention (whose name escapse me at the moment but they can certainly announce themselves in the comments), and it was super-cool to get it. The other side of the coin is just as awesome:

I have the best fans, honestly.
Books Received, March 28 — April 3
Apr. 4th, 2026 09:25 am
Seven books new to me. Five fantasy, two science fiction, of which at least three are series.
Books Received, March 28 — April 3
Which of these look interesting?
The Photonic Effect by Mike Chen (April 2026)
11 (34.4%)
Nobody’s Quest by Alyssa Day (June 2026)
9 (28.1%)
This Wild Wanting by Sophie Gonzales (November 2026)
3 (9.4%)
The Killing of a Chestnut Tree by Oliver K. Langmead (November 2026)
9 (28.1%)
Mark of the Warrior by Fonda Lee & Shannon Lee (October 2026)
11 (34.4%)
The Frozen King by Pari Thomson (Ocober 2026)
1 (3.1%)
Wolfpack by Rem Wigmore (April 2026)
9 (28.1%)
Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)
Cats!
24 (75.0%)
Star Wars: trade your heart for bones to know by blackkat
Apr. 3rd, 2026 11:33 pmPairings/Characters: Jaster Mereel/Jon Antilles
Rating: mature
Length: 126k
Creator Links:
Theme: arranged marriage, novel-length, epic works, worldbuilding, psychic powers, never met in canon, marriage of convenience, cultural differences, AU, fork in the road.
Summary: A week after an attack that nearly killed him and his son, Jaster Mereel finds Mostross dead on a battlefield. His killer is a Jedi, grievously wounded, who Jaster takes into his care. By Mandalorian tradition, Jon Antilles owes him a life-debt, and Jaster is cunning enough not to let such a thing slip away.
It's meant to be an entirely political arrangement. It doesn't stay that way for long.
Reccer's Notes: Blackkat is a very prolific author who does an excellent job of taking medium-obscure Star Wars characters and doing really interesting things with them. Jaster Mereel is Jango Fett's adoptive father, and the Mandalore. (In canon, he was killed by Montross.) Jon Antilles is a Jedi who was abused by his Master growing up, but also learned some really obscure and difficult Force tricks from her, and spends his life wandering the galaxy alone as the Force wills. You don't have to know much more than that, as blackkat weaves a really interesting story about them, fleshing them both out deeply from what canon gives us.
Fanwork Links: trade your heart for bones to know
Not so random peeve of the day
Apr. 3rd, 2026 09:31 pmDaily Check In.
Apr. 3rd, 2026 06:35 pmOpen to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 23
How are you doing?
I am okay
13 (56.5%)
I am not okay, but don't need help right now
10 (43.5%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans are you living with?
I am living single
10 (43.5%)
one other person
8 (34.8%)
More than one other person
5 (21.7%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
A Kitten’s First Good Friday
Apr. 3rd, 2026 08:36 pm
Saja is contemplative about it, as he should be.
A reflective Good Friday, Easter, and/or Passover to you, if you celebrate any of these, and have a lovely weekend no matter who you are.
— JS
Puritanism and the Wilderness
Apr. 3rd, 2026 04:43 pmWhat the Puritans thought about wilderness as they came to New England. . .
( Read more... )
Aurora Reminder
Apr. 3rd, 2026 11:37 amI am but one of the eligible candidates. Each of us is as Canadian as possible under the circumstances. M
ore information here.
Fancake Theme for April: Arranged Marriage
Apr. 3rd, 2026 08:31 am
This theme runs for the entire month. If you have any questions, just ask!
Seasons of Glass and Iron: Stories by Amal El-Mohtar
Apr. 3rd, 2026 09:23 am
A collection of (Michael Hanson voice) speculative fiction stories from Amal El-Mohtar.
Seasons of Glass and Iron: Stories by Amal El-Mohtar
Daily Check-In
Apr. 2nd, 2026 09:02 pmOpen to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 26
How are you doing?
I am OK
14 (53.8%)
I am not OK, but don't need help right now
12 (46.2%)
I could use some help
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans live with you?
I am living single
8 (30.8%)
One other person
12 (46.2%)
More than one other person
6 (23.1%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
A Hundred Miles Through the Desert - Chapter Sixty Eight
Apr. 2nd, 2026 08:15 pmRating: T
Characters: Sons of Feanor, Elrond, Feanor, Daeron, various others
Warnings: n/a
Summary: After years in Lórien, Maglor and Maedhros are ready to return to their family and to make something new with their lives--but to move forward, all of Fëanor's sons must decide how, or if, they can ever reconcile with their father.
Note: This fic is a direct sequel to High in the Clean Blue Air.
Prologue / Previous Chapter
Community Recs Post!
Apr. 2nd, 2026 11:30 amThis works great if you only have one rec and don't want to make a whole post for it, or if you don't have a DW account, or if you're shy. ;)
(But don't forget: you can deffo make posts of your own seven days a week. ;D!)
So what cool fics/fanvids/other kinds of fanworks/fancrafts/fanart/podfics have we discovered this week? Drop it in the comments below. Anon comment is enabled.
BTW, AI fanworks are not eligible for reccing at recthething. If you aware that a fanwork is AI-generated, please do not rec it here.
NB: Next week's post will go up on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8TH instead of Thursday.
