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I’m fifty-seven today, and today is the first birthday that I can actually say that I can really feel I’m getting older. I have an arthritic knee now, which if I don’t take medication for will remind me that it’s arthritic; it’s also the first thing with my body (other than occasional seasonal allergies) that I habitually have to take a pill for. On the cosmetic level, the structure of my neck has begun to collapse, and while some of that has to do with the fact I’m carrying more weight around than I have before, I suspect that even when I get down to a more comfortable weight for me (this is on the “to do” list for my fifty-seventh year), the lack of structure will still be there. My already very thin hair up top has become even thinner. I have started wearing cardigans.
On the other hand, my career is going great, my family is terrific, and I’m married to the best human I know. I see friends often, I travel all over the place to see people who are happy I’ve come to where they are, and I get to do with my life pretty much what I’ve ever wanted to do. Is that all worth the arthritic knee and the collapsing neck structure? Well, here’s the thing: At this point in the game, the arthritic knee and collapsing neck structure would be happening anyway, regardless of the circumstances of my life. On balance, I have very little to complain about on this, my fifty-seventh birthday, and much to be happy for and grateful about.
So that’s what I’m going to focus on. It’s a good day where I am, and I hope it’s a good day where you are, too. Happy my birthday to you! And many more!
— JS

How are you doing?
I am okay
12 (57.1%)
I am not okay, but don't need help right now
9 (42.9%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans are you living with?
I am living single
11 (52.4%)
One other person
6 (28.6%)
More than one other person
4 (19.0%)

Which of these look interesting?
If We Cannot Go at the Speed of Light by Kim Cho-yeop (April 2026)
23 (57.5%)
The Republic of Memory by Mahmud el Sayed (May 2026)
21 (52.5%)
Mortal Things by Marie Lu (October 2026)
4 (10.0%)
Maker of Gods by Maria Z. Medina (October 2026)
1 (2.5%)
Forged in FIYAH: Celebrating Ten Years of Black Speculative Fiction edited by Davaun Sanders (September 2026)
16 (40.0%)
This Crimson Ruin by Rebecca Thorne (December 2026)
5 (12.5%)
Some other option (see comments)
2 (5.0%)
Cats!
32 (80.0%)
How are you doing?
I am okay
12 (52.2%)
I am not okay, but don't need help right now
11 (47.8%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans are you living with?
I am living single
11 (45.8%)
One other person
9 (37.5%)
More than one other person
4 (16.7%)

I still ask “AI” questions about me from time to time, just to see what it knows about a moderately notable science fiction author and whether it will still make up things when it doesn’t know something, and as of May 8, 2026, the answer to each is “not as much as it thinks it does,” and “it definitely will.”
As always, I remind myself: If it knows this little about something I know very well, think of how little it knows about things I know nothing about. It literally cannot be trusted with anything factual (because, one again, it doesn’t know facts, it just knows what is statistically likely to be the next word), and thinking that can be is an actual intellectual hazard and fault. Don’t be the one who does that.
— JS

How are you doing?
I am OK
12 (60.0%)
I am not OK, but don't need help right now
8 (40.0%)
I could use some help
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans live with you?
I am living single
9 (42.9%)
One other person
7 (33.3%)
More than one other person
5 (23.8%)
