Just one minor thing--finally done with all the adjustments and healing from my eye surgery. I now have cyborg lenses, aka "cataract surgery". Cataracts, which are cloudy lumps and granules in your eye's lenses, cause impaired vision, a nearly-invisible yellow tint to everything, seriously impaired night vision, asterisms, and sometimes balance issues. In short, "Oh, that explains a lot!"

Modern medicine fixes cataracts by removing your eye's decrepit lens and replacing it with a fancy plastic lens. The cutting edge variety can be adjusted post-surgery using UV light beams, which is very cool. They can also correct your astigmatism, which is awesome.